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Tell me one thing.
If we have to allow Barry time to talk directly to our kids, then wouldn't it be fair to allow us, all of us, to talk directly to his?
What would you like to tell Barry and Shelly's kids?
What do we think they should know about us, and how they can help us make their dad know how we feel about him?
Maybe we could give them assignments, and slogans to memorize?
Maybe we could have them swear their allegiance, to the flag and to the constitution?
Maybe recite a line or two of the constitution?
Naw...he'd probably get all upset over someone filling their heads with such nonsense.
Besides, I don't let strangers talk to my kids.
I just had a thought.
Wouldn't it be cool, when Barry comes on the TV and starts talking, thousands of kids stand up point at the TV, and scream "STRANGER, STRANGER, STRANGER!" turn, and high tail it out of the classroom?
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